that’s the most horrible thing I can imagine I would burn my entire face off
idk i was like meh, sorry bear grylls for wasting all this extra protein
basically it’s just a little spider
Anonymous asked: why do you hate morrissey
BECAUSE IT’S SO MUCH FUN, JAN!
I was eating berries my mum had picked and there was something weird tasting in my mouth and I took it away and it was a spider that was twitching its legs on his way to the pearly gates. Poor thing.
When I’m dating a man I’m no longer bisexual
Just like when I’m at home, I’m no longer employed
Or when I’m not studying I’m no longer a student.
Mmm object impermanency